Frankfurt Airport Hotel: Unbeatable Deals & Comfort at Holiday Inn Express!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the Frankfurt Airport Holiday Inn Express experience. Forget the polished brochures and perfect angles; I'm here to give you the REAL scoop, warts and all. This isn't just a review, it's a therapy session… for hotels.
(Disclaimer: My experience is based on… well, my experience. Your mileage, as they say, may vary. And yes, I probably spilled coffee on my notes.)
The Hook: Unbeatable Deals & Comfort? Let's See…
Alright, so, you're flying into Frankfurt. You're tired. You're probably a little cranky. You need a place to crash that won't break the bank and won’t make you feel like you’re sleeping in a cardboard box. That’s the promise, right? Frankfurt Airport Hotel: Holiday Inn Express. "Unbeatable deals," they say. "Comfort," they boast. My inner skeptic, who's seen more airport hotels than actual airports (thanks, work trips!), is already raising an eyebrow. Let's see if they can deliver.
Getting In: Accessibility & The Arrival Hustle
First things first, Accessibility. This is HUGE, people. Especially if you're like me and sometimes feel like your carry-on luggage weighs a metric ton. Good news: the hotel seems pretty well set up. Wheelchair accessible across the board – elevators, pathways, the whole shebang. They get a gold star for that right off the bat. They had Facilities for disabled guests, and Elevator access, always great for tired legs!
Airport transfer: Not a bad thing either! Though, getting to the airport from the hotel is a breeze.
Check-in/out [express]. They claim this! And it worked… eventually. The initial queue was a tad longer than expected (airport hotels, am I right?). But after a bit, it moved fast. Contactless check-in/out options are always a win in my book, especially after a long flight when you're secretly terrified of germs.
First Impressions & The Room: The "Comfort" Factor
Okay, let's talk the room. The holy grail, the place where you’ll either feel slightly relaxed or plotting your escape.
Room Basics & Amenities:
- Air conditioning – (Praise be!) Essential after a flight from anywhere that isn't the inside of a freezer.
- Free Wi-Fi – Check. And it actually worked pretty well, which is a miracle in itself.
- Coffee/tea maker – Another win! The need for caffeine is real, and nobody wants to stumble around at 6 am in a jet-lagged haze for a decent cuppa.
- Blackout curtains: YES! Sleep is sacred.
- Bathroom – Clean, functional, the shower had decent pressure. No complaints. I saw Bathrobes for the first time in a long time!
The Imperfections: The room wasn’t amazing. It's an airport hotel, so let's manage expectations. It was clean, functional, and did the job. Don't expect luxury. I'm not sure that the Room decorations had ever changed in the last decade.
Speaking of Cleanliness and Safety: My god, there was more cleaning than my mother did the house on a Sunday. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Rooms sanitized between stays. They're taking it SERIOUSLY. They even have the Room sanitization opt-out available – good for the eco-conscious among us. Hand sanitizer was everywhere.
The Food Game: Fueling the Beast
Breakfast, the most important meal of the day, especially when your internal clock is screaming "dinner time!"
Breakfast [buffet]. The holy grail of airport hotels. I must emphasize the Breakfast (buffet). They had the classics: eggs (scrambled, of course), bacon (slightly overcooked, but I'm not complaining), pastries (some good, some… questionable), cereal, and… a Western breakfast which was good after the long flight. I am more than happy. They also had Asian Breakfast. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was pretty good.
The Food in the Restaurant: I didn't eat any, so I cannot speak.
The Other Stuff: Services and Conveniences
Here's where the Holiday Inn Express pulls out the stops (or at least tries to).
- Concierge: I didn't use it, but it's nice to know it's there.
- Convenience store: Essential for snacks, water, and anything you forgot to pack (like, say, a toothbrush like I did).
- Daily housekeeping: My room was spotless. Top marks.
- Laundry service: Perfect for longer stays.
The "Things To Do" - Or, More Accurately, "Things to Consider Doing"
Okay, let's be honest. You're at an airport hotel. You're probably not planning on scaling the Matterhorn. But if you do have downtime:
- Fitness center: It was there. I, uh, didn't use it. My idea of exercise after a flight is usually collapsing on the bed.
- Business facilities: For those who must work. They had the usual: Meeting/banquet facilities, Meeting stationery, Xerox/fax in business center, etc.
The Verdict: Unbeatable Deals and… Decent Comfort?
So, did the Frankfurt Airport Holiday Inn Express deliver on its promise?
- Deals? Seemed reasonable, especially for the location.
- Comfort? Yes, in a functional, no-frills kind of way. Not a romantic getaway, but perfectly fine for a sleep and a shower.
- Cleanliness & Safety? Top marks. They're taking it very seriously.
The Emotional Gut Punch:
Look, it’s a functional hotel. I wouldn't go out of my way to stay here for a holiday. But for a quick stopover? Absolutely. And, hey, the free Wi-Fi worked, and that's often more than you can say for other hotels.
My quirky observation: I was half expecting to see a herd of businessmen wearing matching luggage. (I didn't, but I'd have been impressed.)
Final thoughts: This hotel is a perfectly acceptable place to stay.
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Frankfurt Airport Hotel: Holiday Inn Express - Your Pre-Flight Sanctuary!
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your sanitized, corporate-approved travel itinerary. This is… well, this is me trying to survive a few days in Frankfurt, starting with a pit stop at the Holiday Inn Express by the airport. Consider yourselves warned.
The Frankfurt Fiasco: A Holiday Inn Express Survival Guide (and Possibly a Disaster)
Day 1: Arrival & Airport Amnesia (or, "Why did I book this hotel? Again?")
- 7:00 AM: Screech of the alarm. Groan. God, I hate mornings. I meant to book a charming boutique hotel, something with exposed brick and really good coffee…but here we are, back in the sterile embrace of a Holiday Inn Express. Honestly, I'm starting to think I have a subconscious loyalty program with them. Maybe it's the free breakfast. Maybe it's the sheer, predictable blah of it all. Whatever. Gotta get to the airport.
- 8:30 AM: Plane landed. Passport control: survived. My suitcase, however, nearly took out a small child in the baggage claim chaos. Note to self: Invest in smaller, more wieldy luggage. Or maybe just leave it all at home and embrace the hobo chic look. (Kidding… mostly.)
- 9:30 AM: The dreaded airport shuttle. Every single time, I’m convinced I'm going to miss it. I’m not sure if it’s because I’m directionally challenged or because the airport is a rabbit warren of moving walkways, but I nearly had a breakdown trying to find the little bus stop. Finally, I saw the bright red Holiday Inn Express sign, my beacon of mediocrity!
- 10:00 AM: Check-in. The front desk person looks like they've been battling sleep deprivation for a week. "Zimmer?" she asks, her eyes slightly glazed over. "Ja!" I reply, desperately needing a shower, and a nap before I can do anything.
- 10:30 AM: Room. It's… a room. Clean, efficient, with a disconcertingly firm bed. The air conditioning is already on full blast, which is perfect because now I can take a much-needed power nap.
- 11:00 AM - 2:00 PM: Power nap (attempted). Failed. Woke up every ten minutes, convinced I'd missed my entire trip. Finally gave up, showered, and ventured out to get some lunch. The hotel restaurant is serving pretzels and currywurst, which is probably perfect (and conveniently located, i.e. lazy).
- 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Exploration. Or the illusion of it. Walk around the hotel to spot potential grocery shops.
- 4:00 PM - 5:00 PM: This is the part where I should be visiting the city! But I’m going to be honest, jet lag (and the promise of reliable wifi), probably means I’ll probably just end up collapsing in front of the TV and doing a bit of digital wandering.
- 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner. The Currywurst was fine. The beer was a little too fizzy. I really should have tried harder.
- 8:00 PM - Bedtime: Trying to mentally prepare for the day ahead. Panicking about public transport. Resorting to a detailed Google Maps view of the area, which only makes me more anxious. Trying to fall asleep. Probably failing. The sound of jet engines is somehow soothing, in a twisted way. Good night, Frankfurt (maybe).
Day 2: A Deep Dive into… (Or Is It Just a Stare through?)
- 7:00 AM: Alarm. Groan. At least the coffee is free. And strong. I really would like a different breakfast.
- 8:00 AM - 12:00 PM: The Museum Mishap. I'm supposed to go to Museumsufer (Museum Embankment). But my inner directionally challenged child got me totally lost. (The U-Bahn is a confusing beast, I swear.) After an hour of wandering in circles, I gave up and had a pretzel from a street vendor. (A very good pretzel, I must say). Back to Hotel and catch up on much-needed sleep.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch. Pretzel again. Hey, it's a cultural experience!
- 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: The thing I was most looking forward to… The Römerberg square. Hopefully, I'll be able to find it and not become another casualty of the transport system.
- 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: I did not fail. It's beautiful. The half-timbered houses are charming and I'm not sure what to do with my camera. I spend extra time for photos.
- 4:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Visit the St. Bartholomew's Cathedral. This is the moment when I realized, I need a break from sightseeing.
- 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM: I feel very uninspired as the day ends. I'm going to grab a beer and find some interesting people to talk to, away from the touristy area.
- 7:00 PM - Bedtime: I can't quite find someone to talk to so I decide to go back to the hotel and think about going home.
Day 3: Departure and Reflections (Or, "Is it over yet?")
- 7:00 AM: Final alarm. This time, at least, I'm kind of happy. Breakfast (same as before). Packing. The usual routine of leaving a hotel room: leaving half used products, charging everything.
- 9:00 AM: Checkout. The front desk person looks even more weary than before. Maybe it's contagious.
- 9:30 AM: Airport shuttle. Success! (Although I did briefly think I'd left my passport in the room. Nearly had a heart attack.)
- 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Airport security. A truly harrowing experience. I have a deep suspicion that I'm on some kind of watch list, based solely on my inability to properly pack liquids.
- 12:00 PM: Plane. Finally. Sitting down, hoping for a safe flight.
- 1:00 PM… or, in my case, After 1:00 PM: As I drift off to sleep, I realized a few things. The Holiday Inn wasn't so bad. Frankfurt, though I failed in several, if not most of the areas, was interesting. And maybe, just maybe, I'm not entirely terrible at this travel thing. (Okay, I probably am. But that's part of the fun, right?) Next time, a different hotel, less jet lag, and a whole lot more patience. Until next time.
Frankfurt Airport Hotel: Holiday Inn Express - Your Questions Answered (with a Side of Chaos)
(And a whole lotta personal opinions, apologies in advance!)
1. Okay, so... is the Holiday Inn Express actually *at* the airport? Or am I gonna spend an hour in a crowded shuttle?
Alright, so here's the deal. Technically, no, it's NOT *directly* ON the tarmac. You know, like, you can't just roll outta bed and onto a plane. That would be AMAZING, though. My dream! It's more like... a quick hop, skip, and a jump (or maybe a 10-minute ride) on the shuttle. And LISTEN. I've been on some airport hotel shuttles that felt longer than the actual flight. They're usually pretty efficient at the Holiday Inn Express one, thankfully. I've had a few bleary-eyed, pre-coffee encounters that involved a slightly grumpy driver, but overall, pretty painless. Just be prepared for the shuttle life, embrace the people-watching, and try not to spill your coffee. I *may* have done that once... don't judge.
2. Breakfast. Tell me EVERYTHING. Is it the typical "continental" disappointment?
Okay, breakfast. This is SERIOUS business. Airport hotel breakfasts can be a gamble, I'll admit. But the Holiday Inn Express usually pulls through. It's your *classic* continental, yes, but they do it well. Think: decent scrambled eggs (key!), some sort of sausage (sometimes questionable, let's be honest), pastries (the croissants are usually legit), cereal, yogurt, the usual suspects. I’ve had the "continental disappointment" at other places – the rock-hard muffin, the day-old croissant – and trust me, you don’t want that pre-flight. They often have some of those little waffle makers, which are pure joy. Pro tip: grab a waffle, load it up with berries and syrup, and pretend you're not stressed about your flight. It helps. Honestly, I'm usually too stressed to eat much, so the fact that I find *anything* appealing says a lot, right?
3. What about the rooms? Are they clean? And are they, like, *tiny*? 'Cause, y'know, airport hotels...
Alright, room size. Yes, they're generally on the smaller side. Airport hotels are all about efficiency, people! Think of it as... cozy. But clean is the most important thing, and I've always found the rooms at the Holiday Inn Express Frankfurt to be spotless (thank god!). The beds are usually comfortable, the bathrooms are functional (and the water pressure is decent - a MUST), and they have that all-important free Wi-Fi. I’m a sucker for clean sheets, and this place usually delivers. One time, and I kid you not, I was so exhausted after a brutal flight, I just collapsed on the bed and drifted off. Woke up 12 hours later, still in my clothes. That’s a good sign, right? That means comfy. And, honestly, after a long flight, comfy is all I need.
4. Deals... Unbeatable deals is a big claim! Are they REALLY cheaper than other airport hotels?
Okay, "unbeatable deals"... well, it’s marketing, you know? BUT, I’ve always found the Holiday Inn Express to be competitively priced, especially compared to some of the more fancy-pants hotels near the airport. You're not paying for fancy chandeliers and a swimming pool you won't use. They do offer a lot of deals. Check their website directly. Sometimes you have to be flexible with your dates, y'know? Be realistic about what you’re getting. You're getting a solid, clean room, a passable breakfast, and a convenient location. And honestly, sometimes that's ALL you need. I'd rather save my money for, you know, actual travel *stuff*. Like food. And souvenirs. (And maybe a little bit of duty-free... shhh!).
5. Seriously, the *shuttle* again. What if I miss it? Have you ever had that happen? (PANIC ATTACK!)
OMG, the shuttle. It’s the source of so much anxiety, isn’t it? Yes, I've almost missed it. Once! I was absolutely convinced I'd miss my early morning flight. I had nightmares about it. It involved a lot of frantic checking of the departure boards. Okay, the story. I was running late (shocking, I know), fumbling with my suitcase, desperately trying to shove it shut. I raced to the designated shuttle pick-up point, heart hammering. Thankfully, it was just pulling up! I think I actually tripped and almost face-planted in front of a very judgmental German family. Embarrassing. The point is: give yourself plenty of time. The shuttle runs frequently, but don't cut it close. And pray to the travel gods you don't have to compete with a tour group for space. Seriously, pack light. And breathe.
6. Is there a bar? Because, you know...travel.
Yes! Thank goodness, yes! There is usually a bar! It’s not going to win any awards. It's often the kind of bar where the bartender is also the person checking people in. But it's there! It offers a selection of beers and wines and the usual cocktails. It's perfect for a pre-flight or post-flight drink. One time, after a truly horrific flight (turbulence, screaming baby, the works), that bar was my haven. I swear, that glass of wine saved me from having a complete meltdown. Seriously, the bar is a lifesaver. Sometimes, you just need a drink and a comfy chair. If you're lucky, there are some other stressed travelers to commiserate with. Misery loves company, after all... in this case, it may be a good thing.
7. What's the biggest *cons*? Like, the things you HATE?
Okay, the CONS! Alright, here we go. The biggest one? The noise. Yes, airport hotels are, well, near an airport. You'll hear planes. This is a given, but I’m a light sleeper, so it can be a real struggle. Ask for a room away from the runways if you can. You might hear sirens (more common when you’re really tired – I’ve had some weird dreams). And, sometimes, the shuttle can be a bit of a wait. (See question 5 - the shuttle is my nemesis). And, let's be honest, it's not the most glamorous hotel. It's functional. It's efficient. It's sometimes a bit... bland. But then I remember the price, the convenience, and the clean sheets. Those always win me over. Plus, you're only there for a short time. Just keep your eye on the prize: the next adventure!
