Bangkok Bliss: The Delighted Hotel Awaits!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving HEADFIRST into the sensory overload that is Bangkok Bliss: The Delighted Hotel Awaits! -- and trust me, after experiencing it, delighted might just be an understatement. This isn't your dry, corporate review; this is the raw, real deal.
First, the SEO stuff, so the Google Gods are happy: Bangkok Hotel, Accessible Hotel Bangkok, Free Wi-Fi, Spa Hotel Bangkok, Pool with a View, Bangkok Family Hotel, Bangkok Restaurants, Hotel in Bangkok with Breakfast, Bangkok Luxury Hotel. Get it? Okay, let's go!
Getting In and Around: A Breeze? Mostly.
Okay, so let's talk Accessibility. This is HUGE for me, because, well, life happens. They say they have Facilities for disabled guests, which is a good start. There's an Elevator, thank god (stairs are the enemy!). I really need to check to see that the Wheelchair accessible areas are truly accessible. Real talk: I spent a miserable week in a "wheelchair-friendly" hotel once that had a ramp made of pebbles. So, future guests, PLEASE double-check the specifics on ramps, door widths, etc. before you book. They do have Airport transfer, which is a lifesaver after a long flight. And a Car park [free of charge] if you're renting a car, which is always a bonus. I need to check how much Bicycle parking is.
Cleanliness and Safety: Can I Breathe?!
Alright, this category is a big one these days (COVID, anyone?). They're supposedly on top of it! They advertise Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Rooms sanitized between stays, AND Staff trained in safety protocol. HUGE. They've got a Doctor/nurse on call (always reassuring), First aid kit, and Hand sanitizer everywhere. They even offer a Room sanitization opt-out available if you're really hesitant. This is a good sign. And all that talk about Physical distancing of at least 1 meter? Let's hope they enforce it. They also are having a Cashless payment service and Hand sanitizer.
Rooms: A Haven? Or Just…a Room?
Okay, the rooms, the sanctum sanctorum of your vacation. They brag about Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Thank GOD. I'm never off my phone. Air conditioning, obviously, because it's BANGKOK. They feature Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes (YES!), Blackout curtains (also YES!), a Closet, a Coffee/tea maker (essential!), and Complimentary tea. Oh god, I hope they have decent tea! I'm a snob.
You can bet your bottom dollar they have Daily housekeeping. And Desk for work, a Hair dryer (because, frizz), an In-room safe box, oh and Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, a Laptop workspace, Mini bar. They also feature your favourite; Non-smoking rooms! And for when the party is over to get some sleep, Soundproofing, Toiletries, Towels, Wake-up service, and Wi-Fi [free].
They also have Additional toilet for when you can't wait, Bathroom phone for when you're feeling fancy, Carpeting (please be clean, please be clean!), Extra long bed (heaven!), Free bottled water, High floor for the views, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available if you are planning a family trip, Internet access – LAN (old school!), Linens, Mirror, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Scale (yikes), Seating area. Plus Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, and Window that opens.
The availability of Couple's room and Room decorations is a bonus.
Now, the bit that gave me the most actual excitement? They have Extra long bed available! I haven't had a good night's sleep since I was five.
Dining: An Adventure? Or Just…Food?
Let's be real; a good hotel can make or break a trip with its food. Bangkok Bliss claims to have it all. There's Asian cuisine in restaurant, Breakfast [buffet] (YES!), International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants. And, thankfully, a decent Coffee shop.
They have a Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast service, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, Poolside bar, Room service [24-hour], Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, and Western cuisine in restaurant.
They also have A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Buffet in restaurant, Salad in restaurant.
And, let me tell you, I'm always on the hunt for a killer Salad in restaurant. Hotel salads are a gamble – either they're amazing and life-changing, or they're sad, limp lettuce with a sad excuse for dressing. Fingers crossed for Bangkok Bliss!
Ways to Relax: Spa Time! (Please, Let It Be Good!)
Okay, the Spa! This is where a hotel can REALLY win me over. They tout a Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa/sauna, and Steamroom. I need a good Massage. I feel like a pretzel I need to unwind. And a Pool with view? Yes, please! Because, let's be real, a good pool is everything.
Things to Do: Beyond the Pool (If You Can Peel Yourself Away)
This category is a bit…vague. But they do have a Fitness center, which is good for those of us who feel guilty after indulging in the buffet.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
This is where a hotel truly shines. Do they anticipate your needs? They've got Air conditioning in public area (phew!), Cash withdrawal, Concierge (essential!), Convenience store, Currency exchange, Dry cleaning, Doorman (nice touch), Elevator, and Facilities for disabled guests.
But they also have Food delivery (because sometimes you just want to curl up in bed), Gift/souvenir shop, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, On-site event hosting, Safety deposit boxes.
For the Kids: Happy Families?
They have a Babysitting service, Family/child friendly facilities, and Kids meal. Now, this doesn't necessarily mean it is a good choice for families. Always check reviews for the hotel, as it's a good indicator.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy?
They have Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], and Car power charging station (good for the future!), Taxi service, and Valet parking.
The Big Picture: My Gut Feeling
Look, I’m not going to lie. I am a hard critic. I can sniff out a bad hotel from a mile away. But Bangkok Bliss: The Delighted Hotel Awaits! has potential. It seems to tick a lot of boxes, especially in terms of cleanliness and safety, which is HUGE right now. The spa promises relaxation, and the food options seem plentiful.
Here's the Catch: The Imperfection.
I have one hangup, a tiny one, but it’s there: The lack of specifics. The website promises a lot, but does the hotel deliver? Is the "pool with a view" just facing a parking lot? Is the "Asian cuisine" actually any good? I need REAL feedback.
Final Verdict and a (Slightly Crazy) Offer!
Bangkok Bliss has me intrigued. I'm cautiously optimistic. I'd give it a solid 7 out of 10, based on the promises alone.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups. We're diving headfirst into a chaotic, beautiful, slightly-too-sweaty adventure in Bangkok, specifically at the Delighted Bangkok Hotel. My brain is already buzzing, and I haven't even left the airport (or finished my lukewarm coffee). Here's what I think will happen, with a healthy dose of reality sprinkled in:
Delighted Bangkok Hotel: My (Possibly Doomed) Itinerary
Day 1: Arrival, Jet Lag, and the Quest for Air Conditioning (and a Pad Thai That Rocks My World)
(Morning - or, more accurately, "Wake up at 3 AM and Stare at the Ceiling" Time): Arrive at Suvarnabhumi Airport (BKK). The initial shock of humidity hits you like a brick. Seriously, does anyone actually enjoy being instantly damp? Passport control is a blur – mostly because everyone is simultaneously trying to avoid eye contact and understand the Thai officials. Find the luggage (praying it hasn't gone to, say, Madagascar), then grab a taxi. Important Note: Negotiating the fare is a blood sport. I'm terrible at it. Prepare for a classic tourist-gets-fleeced moment, guaranteed.
(Late Morning/Early Afternoon: Hotel Check-In and Existential Dread): Arrive at Delighted Bangkok Hotel. Pray the room is actually what the photos promised. (Spoiler alert: they NEVER are. Think "charming" usually translates to "slightly dilapidated".) Once in the room, the IMMEDIATE objective is to locate the AC and pray it works. Because, seriously, the humidity is relentless. Take a moment to process everything – the city sounds, the unfamiliar smells, the sheer… thermonuclear heat. This is when the jet lag fully kicks in and you contemplate whether you've made a terrible mistake and should just crawl under the covers forever. (I've been there. More than once.)
(Afternoon: The Pad Thai Pilgrimage and the Battle with the Tuktuk Drivers): Must. Find. Excellent. Pad Thai. This is a life-or-death situation, people. Wander out, bravely, into the chaos. Get absolutely overwhelmed by the traffic. Get accosted by at least five tuk-tuk drivers who definitely think you're an idiot. Resist the urge to scream (mostly). Ask a kind local person for a good restaurant recommendation. Find said restaurant. Order Pad Thai. Pray it is divine. If it's not, well, there's always tomorrow. Also, learn the word for "no, thank you" in Thai RIGHT NOW. You'll need it.
(Evening: Rooftop Bar, Mosquitoes, and Contemplating Life Choices): Find a rooftop bar with a view. Order a Chang beer (or three). Watch the sunset. It'll be stunning. Enjoy the moment. Then, inevitably, get attacked by squadrons of mosquitoes. Slap yourself silly. Think about whether you should've packed more bug spray. Get philosophical about life and the meaning of travel, fueled by cheap beer and the questionable wisdom of strangers. At some point, consider whether you really needed to wear that floral shirt. (Probably not.)
Day 2: Temples, Tourist Traps, and the Art of Not Getting Lost (Fingers Crossed)
(Morning: Temples and Tourist Traps): Wake up (hopefully before noon). Attempt to find a decent breakfast. Fail. Head to a famous temple (Wat Arun, maybe?). Get slightly overwhelmed by the crowds. Gawk at the architecture (it is genuinely breathtaking). Accidentally step on someone’s foot. Feel guilty. Buy a souvenir (that you'll probably regret later). End up in a tourist trap market. Get talked into buying something you don't need by a vendor who's clearly been doing this for a while. Feel the guilt again!
(Midday: River Ferry and Absolute Bewilderment): Figure out how to use the public river ferries. Get thoroughly confused. Probably get on the wrong boat. End up somewhere completely unexpected. Embrace the chaos. Take in the sights – the life along the river, the temples, the shimmering heat haze. Maybe learn a few basic Thai phrases. You'll probably get lost at some point. Consider it character building.
(Afternoon: Massage and Street Food Bliss): Find a massage place. Get a Thai massage. Experience pain that is both excruciating and strangely satisfying. Walk away feeling like a limp noodle. Find a street food stall (one that looks busy – good indicator of quality). Eat things you can’t pronounce. (Tom Yum soup! Amazing!) Try not to think about where the food came from. Enjoy the explosion of flavors. Get a slight stomach ache. (It’s part of the experience.)
(Evening: The Long Evening Walk and the Pursuit of the Perfect Mango Sticky Rice): Go for a long walk. Embrace the city’s energy. End up somewhere you didn’t expect to. Spot some amazing street art. Get utterly and completely lost. But DON'T PANIC! It is all part of the adventure. But the quest for the perfect Mango Sticky Rice. This isn't just a dessert. It is a religious experience. The search is more important than the finish. This pursuit will take you far, far from what you have planned. And yes, you will fail. (Probably.) But that is the beauty of it. The search itself!
Day 3: Market Madness, Shopping Surrender, and the Sad Goodbye
(Morning: Chatuchak Weekend Market - A Sensory Overload): Venture into the infamous Chatuchak Weekend Market. Prepare for sensory overload. Negotiate prices like a pro (or, you know, try). Buy things you probably don't need. Get lost. Find hidden gems. Sweat buckets. Question your life choices. (It’s a rite of passage.)
(Midday: Temple and Market Madness Continues - More Sensory Overload): Go to a less crowded temple to reflect, find inner peace. Go back to the market for more shopping.
(Afternoon: Last-Minute Purchases and Regret): Realize you haven't bought enough souvenirs (or any). Panically buy things at the airport at inflated prices. Feel the weight of your purchases in your overloaded bag. Begin the slow, sad process of packing.
(Evening: Dinner and Departure): Have a final delicious Thai dinner. Say goodbye to this amazing city. Head to the airport, exhausted but exhilarated. On the plane, reflect on your slightly disastrous, yet utterly amazing trip. Vow to come back but forget half of this by the time you unpack. And realize how much more you still need to see. Until next time, Bangkok! I'm already exhausted, but I'm also ridiculously excited. Wish me luck. I'm going to need it. And bug spray. Lots and lots of bug spray… and Pad Thai. Always the Pad Thai.
Is Bangkok Bliss REALLY as amazing as the website makes it sound?
What's the deal with the rooftop bar? Is it worth it?
The location - is it actually convenient?
What about the breakfast buffet? Is it as vast and glorious as the rumors say?
The staff – are they genuinely helpful?
Let's talk about the pool. Is it as relaxing as it looks?
Any unexpected annoyances you wished you’d known beforehand?
Would you go back to Bangkok Bliss?
