
Springlake's Chicest 2BR: Modern Oasis Awaits!
Springlake's Chicest 2BR: Modern Oasis Awaits! – Or Is It? A Review From a Real Person (with a Slightly Messy Life)
Okay, okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just emerged from Springlake's "Chicest 2BR: Modern Oasis Awaits!" and I'm here to spill the beans. Forget those fluffy, corporate-approved reviews; this is the real deal, straight from someone who spills coffee on their shirts and forgets to pack matching socks.
First Impressions (and a Near-Death Experience with the Elevator):
The name? Magnificent. The website photos? Slick. My actual arrival? A slightly panicked descent from the heavens in a wonky elevator (thank you, CCTV in common areas, for capturing my sheer terror!). Look, the "Modern Oasis" part is definitely trying. The lobby is sleek, with a minimalist aesthetic that screams "expensive" (and makes you terrified to touch anything). The doorman? Impeccably dressed, which somehow made me feel even more underdressed in my travel sweats. (They have a doorman! I'm used to a guy in a stained t-shirt who smells vaguely of pizza.)
Accessibility – The Good, the Bad, and the Slightly Confusing:
Right, so, Accessibility. They've got an elevator, which is a HUGE plus. But let’s be honest, anyone who needs a wheelchair might find the lobby a tad overwhelming with all the polished surfaces. The website claims "Facilities for disabled guests," but I didn't see a specific breakdown. Important note for those needing specifics – definitely call ahead and grill them. Don't assume anything! (And maybe check that elevator's safety record.) The car park is free of charge, which is a godsend.
On-Site Deliciousness (and the Quest for Caffeine):
Okay, let's talk food. They claim on-site accessible restaurants/lounges. I found… well, two restaurants, plus a coffee shop. One restaurant was a formal affair with crisp white tablecloths (and the unspoken pressure to use the right fork). The other was a more casual, but still fancy, bistro. The coffee shop was a lifesaver! (Essential for my survival, seriously.) They had a decent coffee/tea. My only issue? The coffee was a little… pretentious? Like, they used a French press and expected me to appreciate the "subtle notes of bergamot." Honey, I just needed caffeine. Still, coffee shop is a win! There's also a bar, so you can drown your sorrows (or celebrate your arrival) with something stronger. And thankfully, restaurants serve food! This is great!
Cleanliness & Safety – Trying to Breathe Easy:
This is where things get interesting, especially post-pandemic. They're going for it! They boast "Anti-viral cleaning products", "Daily disinfection in common areas," and "Rooms sanitized between stays." That's good! I'm very paranoid, so it’s a comfort to know. They also have tons of Hand sanitizer everywhere you turn. Staff trained in safety protocol, which is reassuring, and they've gone full-on with "Cashless payment service" and "Contactless check-in/out." In fact, they're so into contactless, I’m pretty sure the hotel staff avoided me like the plague. (Perhaps my aforementioned coffee-stained shirt was a factor.) They offer "Room sanitization opt-out available" – which is a great touch, I wish more places did that.
The Spa – Did I Ascend to Nirvana?
The spa! Now this is where the "Oasis" part really comes into play. They have all the goodies: Massage, Sauna, Steamroom, Spa/sauna, Pool with view, and of course, the obligatory Swimming pool (outdoor). I didn't try everything – time is a precious commodity, people! I did get a massage. It was… pretty darn amazing. The masseuse was a wizard. They had the best Body scrub and Body wrap! It was blissful. They have a Foot bath too, but didn't try that. Pure bliss.
The Room Itself – My 2BR Paradise (with a Few Quirks):
The 2BR was, indeed, modern. Sleek. Stylish. The kind of place you'd expect a model to live in – not me, a chaos queen. The Air conditioning was a glorious blessing after my elevator ordeal. Bathrobes, slippers, and enough towels to dry an elephant. Complimentary tea and free bottled water? Yes, please! The bed was extra long, which was perfect for my restless sleeping. The window that opens was a dream. The blackout curtains were a lifesaver. The in-room safe box was a good touch. Separate shower/bathtub, but didn't get around to using the bathtub!
But, here's the thing. The In-room safe box, which should be a place to store valuables, was so tiny I could barely fit my passport and a lipstick. The closet? It could fit my whole life, if only I weren't so disastrously disorganized. The internet access - wireless was amazing, but I had trouble finding the LAN connection, so the Internet access – LAN wasn’t as helpful. Oh, and that desk looked great, but was a little too minimalist for, you know, actual work.
Things to Do (and Avoiding Awkwardness):
They have a Fitness center/Gym/fitness, which I admired from afar (because exercise is a punishment, let's be honest). They have a swimming pool, both indoor and outdoor. There's a terrace, perfect for contemplating the meaning of life while sipping… well, whatever's on offer at the poolside bar. They claim to have Kids facilities, but I didn't investigate because, well, I don’t have kids (thank god!). Bicycle parking is available.
The Quirks, The Imperfections, the Human Touch:
- The Coffee Shop Conundrum: Loved the coffee, hated the vibe. Did I need a class in coffee appreciation before ordering?
- The Mini Bar… of Sadness: Okay, so I wanted to buy a little snack from the mini bar. But it was completely empty (thanks!).
- The “Wake-Up Service” That Forgot to Wake Me Up: I set a wake-up call, but it never came. Thank goodness for my own internal alarm clock (aka sheer panic).
Food, Glorious Food (and the Struggle for Vegetarian Options):
They have a Buffet in restaurant. I didn’t try it! The good thing is they had a Desserts in restaurant, which I definitely tried. The A la carte in restaurant was nice, so was the salad in restaurant. They have a vegetarian restaurant, and if you're, like me, and need a vegetarian meal, you'll find plenty of options at the Vegetarian restaurant, which is great!
I tried the Asian cuisine in restaurant, and it was good. My only issue? They put peanuts in everything. I'm allergic! I almost had to ask for a Breakfast in room, and then I quickly ran to the Coffee shop.
Services and Conveniences: The Good, The Bad, and the Occasionally Annoying:
Daily housekeeping was impeccable (even if it felt like the staff knew I was messy). Laundry service came in handy. Luggage storage – great. Concierge was helpful, but they seemed… a little underwhelmed by my requests. No one's thrilled about a request for a place to get emergency chapstick. Also, the dry cleaning was a little sluggish.
My Final Verdict:
Springlake's Chicest 2BR: Modern Oasis Awaits! is… well, it’s almost there. It's got the potential for a fantastic stay. The rooms are stylish, the spa is a haven, and the location is convenient. The staff is mostly professional (although sometimes a little aloof). The food options are varied (if you watch out for the peanuts!).
The "Chicest" title? It’s aspiring for sure. It's a stylish place that might require a bit of adapting, some slight expectations recalibration, and maybe a pre-trip tutorial on proper fork usage. I’d rate it a solid 4 out of 5 stars, with a strong recommendation to double-check the accessibility details if you need them, pack your own snacks, and maybe bring a book (because that mini-bar might not be stocked).
The Big Sell (Because You Came Here for a Recommendation):
Here’s the deal: If you're looking for a stylish, modern hotel with great amenities, fantastic spa options, and a convenient location, then Springlake's Chicest 2BR is worth considering. But, and this is a big but, go in with realistic expectations. Remember, it's an oasis, not a perfect paradise. Book it, and be prepared to embrace the imperfections (and maybe bring your
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary. This is my pre-trip brain vomit, fueled by caffeine and the desperate hope that I don't accidentally book a one-way ticket to the wrong Jakarta!
The Slightly Chaotic, Utterly Human Springlake Adventure: Pre-Trip Brain Dump
Destination: Spacious & Modern 2BR Springlake Apt By Travelio Indonesia (Fingers crossed it is spacious. My luggage alone is practically a 1BR apartment.)
Dates: Gonna be real, I haven't actually booked the dates yet. Let's just say… sometime in the nebulous future. Okay, fine. Let’s say October 26th - November 2nd. (Don't tell my boss I'm already dreaming of escape!)
Accommodation: Springlake Apt. Sounds fancy. "Modern" is a plus. "Spacious" is crucial. Prayyyy to the travel gods there are no surprise cockroaches. (Jakarta, I'm looking at you.) I've mentally prepared for a potential "apartment of horrors" scenario, mostly thanks to Reddit threads and my own anxieties. Let's hope.
Pacing & Structure: HAHAHA. Okay, fine. Here's a vague idea, because, let's face it, I'll probably screw it up spectacularly.
DAY 1: The Arrival, The Panic, The First Nasi Goreng (Probably)
- Morning: Arrive at Soekarno–Hatta International Airport (CGK). Pray the flight isn't delayed. Pray the luggage makes it. Pray I don't barf on the tiny airplane bathroom. (Seriously, why are airplane bathrooms so… compact?!)
- Afternoon: Figure out airport transfer. Do I risk a taxi? Grab a Grab car (the local Uber/Lyft)? The anxiety is already building. Picture of me waving frantically at a bewildered driver… yep, that's going to happen.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening: Finally arrive at Springlake. Unpack (and immediately contemplate repacking everything because I always bring too much). Survey the apartment. Hopefully, it doesn’t look like a movie set for "A Nightmare on Springlake Street."
- Evening: FOOD. Absolutely, positively, MUST find some proper Indonesian food. Nasi Goreng, here I come! Hopefully, I can handle the spice level. (I'm a wimp, but I'm trying!) Dinner and maybe a beer. Try to combat jet lag. Probably fail spectacularly.
DAY 2: Culture Shock & Shopping Sprees (Or, the Day I Get Lost and Eat Too Much Satay)
- Morning: Embark on a "cultural immersion" experience. Maybe a visit to a museum? Old Town? Honestly? I'm mostly interested in walking around, getting lost, and soaking it all in. My navigational skills are… questionable.
- Afternoon: Shopping! I'm a sucker for local crafts and souvenirs. Markets, boutiques, whatever tickles my fancy. Probably buy way too much and have to pay extra baggage fees. Worth it!
- Late Afternoon: GET. LOST. Seriously. It's inevitable. Probably end up wandering down some back alley eating amazing satay sticks and drinking sweet tea from a street vendor. (Priorities, people. Priorities.)
- Evening: Dinner. Try something new, probably something I have no idea what it is. Embrace the unknown! Maybe get some live music. Or just collapse back at the apartment, defeated but happy.
DAY 3: A Day of Temples and Tea (With a Side of Existential Dread)
- Morning: Visit a temple. Maybe Borobudur if I'm feeling ambitious and haven't completely lost myself by now. Or a smaller local temple. Contemplate the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. (Or, mostly, just whether I remembered to pack sunscreen.) Emotional Ramble Alert: Temples always make me feel… something. Awe? Humility? A vague sense of dread that I'm not living my best life? Probably all of the above.
- Afternoon: Tea plantations! Apparently, Indonesia has some amazing tea. Find a place with stunning views and try all the teas. (Hoping to avoid any, you know, snake-related incidents in the tea fields.)
- Evening: Dinner at a fancy restaurant. Treat yo'self! Or, if I'm feeling broke, instant noodles in the apartment.
DAY 4: BEACH DAY! (Hopefully)
- Morning: Get to the beach. Find a nice beach. Lie on the beach. Read a book. Get some sunlight. Probably get sunburnt.
- Afternoon: Swim. Play with some sand. Build a castle (that will be destroyed by the tide in approximately 4 seconds). Explore the beach.
- Evening: Seafood dinner on the beach. Watch the sunset. Get romantic. Be alone. Be happy.
DAY 5: The Great Hike (Or, the Day I Almost Died Climbing a Volcano)
- Morning: Hike! Maybe a volcano? Mount Bromo? I'm not sure yet. The thought of hiking fills me with equal parts excitement and terror. Emotional Ramble Alert: I have a complicated relationship with exercise. I'd rather binge-watch Netflix, but the "instagrammable" view might be worth it.
- Afternoon: Conquer the summit (hopefully). Take a million pictures. Feel smug. Also, tired.
- Evening: The most important part is to find a nice place to relax.
- Additional Activities: Find a place for massage.
DAY 6: The Great Departure (Or, the Day I Miss My Flight)
- Morning: Last-minute souvenir hunt. Panic buying of anything I’ve forgotten. Try to eat as much of the local food as possible. Cry at the thought of leaving?
- Afternoon: Head to the airport. Give myself extra time. Try not to have a total meltdown.
- Evening: Pray the flight isn't delayed. Pray the luggage makes it. Pray I'm not tempted to just stay in Indonesia forever.
DAY 7: Back to Reality (Ugh.)
- Morning: Back to real life. Decompress. Probably start planning my next trip.
Minor Categories & Imperfections:
- Food: I will overeat. I will try everything. I will probably complain about the spice level.
- Transportation: I'm terrified of scooters. Therefore, I will probably be relying on taxis and potentially public transport.
- Language: My Indonesian will be… appalling. Expect lots of pointing and smiling.
- Budget: I'm aiming for "reasonable." Realistically, it'll be "somewhat irresponsible."
- Packing: I'll overpack. I always do.
- Emotional State: Expect a rollercoaster of emotions - excitement, happiness, anxiety, minor panic, and the occasional existential crisis.
Quirky Observations & Emotional Reactions:
- I fully expect to be mesmerized by the architecture, the vibrant colors, and the general vibe.
- I'll probably spend way too much time people-watching. I find it fascinating!
- I'm going to try to keep a journal. I'll probably forget to write in it for days on end.
- I'm already dreaming of the smells – the incense, the street food, the… everything!
- I have an irrational fear of getting lost in a rice paddy.
Stream-of-Consciousness Rambles on a Single Experience: THAT BEACH DAY!
Okay, that beach day… I'm already picturing it. That glorious, sandy, salty, sun-drenched… perfect beach. I'm going to find it. A beach with warm, turquoise water. Maybe a little shack selling fresh coconut water. And no crowds. (Ha! Like that's ever going to happen.)
I'm picturing myself, sprawled on a towel, pretending to read a book but actually just staring at the horizon. The sun on my skin. The gentle lapping of the waves. The absolute bliss of doing nothing but existing.
Okay, the reality will probably be… slightly different. The sand will be hot. I'll get sunburned. The coconut water will be lukewarm. And there will be a swarm of selfie-stick wielding tourists. But still… the idea of that beach day… the promise of sun, sea, and a temporary escape from the chaos of my own brain… that's what I'm living for! I just need
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Springlake's Chicest 2BR: Modern Oasis Awaits! (But Let's Be Real... FAQ Edition)
Okay, so "Chicest 2BR"... What does that even MEAN? Is it actually nice?
Alright, look, "chicest" is marketing speak, right? It's like saying your coffee is "artisanal" when it's just... coffee. But honestly? Yeah, it's pretty darn nice. I stayed there for a week, pretending to be a sophisticated writer (lol), and I gotta say, the place *felt* good. There was this light... thing. It just poured in, making the whole place glow. My friend, bless her heart, she's a bit of a slob, and even *she* was impressed. Said it felt cleaner than her *actual* apartment (which I think is a low bar, but whatever.) So, "chicest"? Maybe. "Definitely better than the last three Airbnbs I've stayed in"? ABSOLUTELY.
The pictures look perfect. Is there a catch? Like, a tiny, infuriating bathroom?
Ugh, the photos. They're always so perfectly staged, aren't they? Like, where's the pile of laundry, the chipped mug, the vaguely judgmental houseplant? Okay, the bathroom isn't *tiny* per se, but it's… let's say it's “efficiently designed." Imagine the kind of bathroom where you can brush your teeth and contemplate the meaning of existence simultaneously. You know, the kind where the mirror fogs up the *second* you turn on the shower? Yeah. But hey, the water pressure was GREAT! And the towels were fluffy. So, you know, pros and cons. Just pack a squeegee, you'll thank me later.
What's the deal with the kitchen? Can you actually *cook* in it?
The kitchen... now there's a mixed bag. It LOOKS amazing. Sleek, modern appliances, that whole "open plan" thing. My inner chef was jumping for joy! Then I tried to *actually* cook. Okay, so here's the truth: the counter space? Limited. Like, "one cutting board, and maybe a tiny bowl" limited. And the lighting? Beautiful for Instagram, not so great for actually *seeing* if your onion is browning or just… burning. I made pasta, and it was a disaster. Burnt garlic everywhere. Flung myself onto the comfy couch out of pure defeat, eating a whole bag of chips instead. So, yes, you *can* cook. But bring your patience (and maybe a flashlight). And if you plan on *actually* making a complicated meal, order a pizza. Seriously. Much easier.
Is the location actually as good as they say? Close to things?
Location, location, location! They're not wrong. It's good. Really good. I walked everywhere. Seriously, I walked so much, I thought I was going to turn into a local. There's that amazing coffee shop down the street that I'd become addicted to, and a park that's perfect for people-watching. And that Italian restaurant? Oh. My. GOD. Best pasta I've had in ages. (Okay, maybe the burnt garlic incident skewed my taste buds, but still!) It's a great base of operations for exploring, which is a huge plus in my book. Seriously, great location is a BIG win.
Anything I should be worried about, like noise or parking or something?
Okay, real talk time. Noise... yes, there's some. It IS an apartment, so you'll hear the occasional car, and the neighbors, and the general hustle and bustle of people living their lives. It wasn't INSANE, but if you're expecting absolute silence, bring earplugs. Parking... UGH. Finding street parking was a *nightmare* some days. I ended up parking a block away and it was dark and then my phone died and I was alone. I swear I learned a valuable life lesson that night, something about planning and being prepared. Also, the Wi-Fi went out for an hour on one day. Not the end of the world, but definitely a buzzkill when you're trying to check your emails and hide from the world in the comfort of the Airbnb.
Would you stay there again? Be honest!
That's the million-dollar question, isn't it? Despite the minor annoyances (and the pasta incident), yes. Absolutely, unequivocally, YES. It was a lovely place, in a great location. I would 100% stay there again. It really felt like a little escape. Maybe next time, I'll order pizza.

