
Montenegro's Hidden Gem: Hotel Pelikan - Unbelievable Views & Luxury Await!
Montenegro's Hidden Gem: Hotel Pelikan - Unbelievable Views & Luxury Await! (A Rambling Review)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to spill the beans (and maybe a little coffee) on Hotel Pelikan in Montenegro. Forget those sterile, robotic reviews – this is the real deal. And let me tell you, after a week of exploring, eating, and (ahem) relaxing at this place, I'm ready to sing its praises (and maybe complain about a minor thing or two). So, let's dive in, shall we?
First Impressions (and the Drive There – Don't Mess This Up!):
The thing about Montenegro is, it's stunning. And Hotel Pelikan? Perched on some cliffside overlooking the Adriatic, it knows it. That view? Forget what you've seen in magazines. This is the kind of view that makes you stop, actually gasp, and then immediately start snapping pictures. I mean, genuinely jaw-dropping. The drive was long and windy, but worth it. The hotel's website says it’s easily accessible and not windy. I don’t recall.
Accessibility (and my slight panic about the stairs):
Look, I'm not ashamed to admit I'm perpetually a little bit worried about accessibility. I’m not physically challenged, but I have a perpetually bad knee. Hotel Pelikan advertises as having facilities for disabled guests, and an elevator. I'd recommend contacting the hotel directly to clarify exactly what's offered in terms of wheelchair access to the pool and restaurant. The main areas seemed pretty okay, but you might need to double-check for optimal comfort.
The Room: My Little Luxury Bubble (with a Tiny Complaint):
Okay, the room! Oh, the room. Absolutely stunning doesn’t even cover it. The air conditioning blasted, the blackout curtains were essential for fending off that Montenegrin sun, and those bathrobes? Heaven. Pure, fluffy, post-shower heaven. I took advantage of the provided bathrobes and slippers as much as humanly possible. I found myself happily padding around in them for at least 80% of my stay.
There was also an in-room safe box, which is always a plus, and all sorts of little things: complimentary tea, bottled water, coffee/tea maker. They really thought of everything.
And the Wi-Fi [free]? Solid. I did not use the Internet [LAN], but there was an option. And the Free Wi-Fi in all rooms worked a charm! As a digital nomad, this is a must.
However… I did find the desk area a little cramped. They could have made it bigger. And the mirror, when I was putting on makeup, felt too far away. It felt like someone had to think of something to criticize. Otherwise, it's perfect.
Cleanliness & Safety (Because 2023):
I’m relieved to say Hotel Pelikan takes cleanliness seriously. It's not just lip service. The rooms were sanitized between stays, they had anti-viral cleaning products, and everyone seemed to be following the safety protocols. The staff took safety protocol seriously and I’m sure the use of professional-grade sanitizing services was in effect.
The Safe dining setup felt safe and comfortable. I'm glad they had Hand sanitizer. The same goes for Daily disinfection in common areas.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking: A Foodie's Paradise (Mostly):
Okay, let’s talk food. I could write a whole book on this. The breakfast [buffet] was a feast! Loads of choices – Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, and every kind of thing you could want. They even offered a breakfast takeaway service if you wanted to eat in bed. Breakfast was pretty great every day.
The restaurants also served Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant. I didn’t order Salad in restaurant but I took a glance. The desserts in restaurant were amazing.
They have a great Poolside bar, and if you want a quick bite, there is a snack bar. I spent a lot of time at the Bar. The Bottle of water never ran out.
The Spa: My Happy Place (and a little bit awkward):
This is where Hotel Pelikan really shines. The Spa/sauna experience? Out of this world. The Pool with view? Enough to make you cry. The Spa was a truly relaxing experience. I went for a Body scrub and a Massage. The Foot bath was particularly lovely. I didn’t get a Body wrap.
Let me be honest: I had some awkward moments in the sauna. I’m not used to being so… available to the world. But the Sauna and the Steamroom were amazing. Worth it!
Things to Do (Besides Just Gazing at the View):
You could spend your entire stay just staring at the view. But if you're feeling ambitious, there's plenty to do. The Swimming pool [outdoor] is gorgeous. There's a Fitness center if you're feeling all that. I, personally, spent more time in the aforementioned spa.
Service & Conveniences: The Little Extras That Matter:
The staff at Hotel Pelikan are amazing. They’re friendly, helpful, and always there to assist you.
The doorman was always there with a smile, and the concierge offered great suggestions. I used the dry cleaning service, and it was prompt and perfect. They had a convenience store for those last-minute essentials. They also have currency exchange which I found very helpful.
There is room service [24-hour]. I thought I was going to use it a lot, but fell asleep.
The Bottom Line (and a Compelling Offer):
Okay, so here's the deal: Hotel Pelikan is a splurge. It's not the cheapest option in Montenegro. But for the experience – the views, the luxury, the vibe – it's worth every penny. It's a place where you can truly unplug, unwind, and feel pampered.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's meticulously planned travel itinerary. We're heading to Hotel Pelikan in Montenegro, and trust me, it's going to be a rollercoaster, a drunken sailor on a choppy sea, a beautiful, slightly chaotic mess. Here we go!
Montenegro Mayhem: A Semi-Planned Adventure
Day 1: Arrival & Adriatic Amnesia
- Morning (or Whenever-We-Roll-Out): Arrive at Tivat Airport (TIV). Hopefully, the luggage makes it. I'm praying to the travel gods for my favourite t-shirt, the one with the slightly ironic "Born to be Wild" logo. Last time I traveled, it got lost somewhere between Dublin and… well, who knows. This flight was a blur of overpriced airport coffee and the nervous anticipation of the unknown. Note to self: pack emergency snacks. You'll need them.
- Afternoon: Taxi to Hotel Pelikan, hopefully the driver speaks some English. Oh, the irony of trying to find yourself in translation. The drive better be scenic, because if it’s not, I’m going to need a very large Aperol Spritz immediately.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening: Check-in. Pray the room is decent. Pray it doesn't have that weird, damp smell I’m convinced is the international language of hotel rooms. Unpack (maybe). Take a moment to just be… and then… boom… hit the hotel bar. Seriously though, the best cure for travel anxiety, in any country, is the first cocktail. I am also going to get a room service pizza, don't laugh, you know you do it also.
- Evening: Dinner at the hotel restaurant. Let's be honest, expectations are low. But hey, as long as it's not terrible and the local wine isn't undrinkable, I'm good. Hopefully, no one at my table has a food allergy, the last time I invited someone to a foreign restaurant, they had a near-death experience because of peanuts. Fingers crossed. Then, back to the bar, maybe a bit of live music (fingers crossed it's not cheesy wedding band material. Please, no).
Day 2: Island Vibes & Emotional Meltdown (Just Kidding… Mostly)
- Morning: Wake up, hopefully with a vague memory of the evening before. Attempt breakfast. Pray it's not the continental kind, I need food to get going. Something to eat.
- Late Morning/Early Afternoon:Boat trip to Sveti Stefan. Okay, this is the big one. Everyone says it's gorgeous – the postcard perfect place. I've seen the pictures, but will it actually live up to the hype? What if it's just… meh? Okay, calm down. I'm already pre-disliking the island - it's an over-inflated ego, I am sure.
- Afternoon: SUNBATHING. Do it. Need the sun.
- Evening: Dinner somewhere not the hotel. Venture out. Research local recommendations beforehand (but probably ignore them later). Find something authentic, something… real. If this is the case, I'll need a designated driver.
Day 3: The Budva Buzz & Beach Bliss
- Morning: Morning is probably gone, by the time I get up. Head to Budva, the Party City. Let's see how I handle the culture. Another boat tour. I have a feeling that this day is going to be the best day of the trip.
- Afternoon: Devote the entire afternoon to the beach. This will be a time to relax and just unwind completely.
- Evening: Budva nightlife. This can go anywhere from incredibly fun to a complete disaster. I'm kind of hoping for the latter, tbh. I need stories to tell. Find a bar with live music. Embrace the chaos.
Day 4: Kayaking & A Personal Crisis
- Morning: Today, after a solid breakfast, and a few more cocktails, kayaking. Is this a good idea? Absolutely not. But I'm doing it anyway. I have a history of capsizing in kayaks. This could be hilarious. It's a very good chance.
- Lunch: Back at the hotel? Maybe something light. I can't overdo it. I need to be somewhat alert.
- Afternoon: Maybe a spa treatment? I'm going to need it after kayak-gate.
- Evening: Emotional breakdown. Just kidding! … Unless? Dinner. Maybe early to bed. Or maybe one last blast of Montenegrin nightlife. The choice is mine!
Day 5: Departure & The Bitter Sweet Goodbye
- Morning: Last breakfast. Try to savor it. Start the agonizing process of packing. Realize I've bought way too many souvenirs. The usual.
- Mid-Morning: One last swim in the sea or the hotel pool. Soak up the last bit of sunshine. Try to remember all of the good times. It's a good thing.
- Afternoon: Taxi to Tivat Airport. Say goodbye to Montenegro. Reflect on the memories, the laughs, the questionable decisions.
- Evening: Fly home. Already planning the next trip.
Important Notes (and Disclaimers):
- Flexibility is Key: This isn't a tight schedule. Things will go wrong. Embrace the chaos.
- Food: I'm open to trying anything, but I also have a low tolerance for food poisoning.
- People: Talk to the locals. Be friendly. Maybe learn a few basic phrases of Montenegrin. Or don't. That's fine too.
- Expect the Unexpected: That's the best part.
- Have fun!
So, there you have it. My semi-planned adventure in Montenegro. Wish me luck. And maybe send a care package with extra toilet paper. You never know.
Pro Tip: Always carry a small bottle of hand sanitizer. Trust me on this.
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Hotel Pelikan: Reality Check (and OMG!) - FAQs
Is the view from Hotel Pelikan REALLY as good as everyone says? Like, *really* really?
How's the luxury? Is it pretentious or actually comfortable?
What about the food? Is it worth the hype?
Is there anything *bad* about Hotel Pelikan? Because, let's be honest, nothing's perfect.
Is it kid-friendly?
What's the best time to visit?
Is it worth the price?
Tell me more about that balcony...I'm obsessed with balconies.
I'm a really anxious traveler. Would I feel comfortable there?

