Unbelievable Dali Views: Jinjiang Inn Select Erhai Lake Park Awaits!
Alright, buckle up, folks! Because we're diving headfirst into the swirling, postcard-perfect beauty that is Unbelievable Dali Views: Jinjiang Inn Select Erhai Lake Park Awaits! And let me tell you, I've got opinions, alright? This isn’t some sterile, corporate puff piece. This is me, your slightly-caffeinated travel buddy, spilling the tea (or maybe it was the pu'er tea… more on that later) on this place.
First Impressions (and the slightly-stressed-out check-in)
So, the name? "Unbelievable Dali Views…" Bold statement, innit? And you know what? They're not wrong! From the moment you step out the door, the sheer scale of Erhai Lake is breathtaking. Seriously, the air practically shimmers with possibility. And the inn itself? Well, it's a Jinjiang Inn Select. (Translation: it’s decent. Not a Four Seasons, but gets the job done. More on that later.)
Getting there: Totally easy peasy. They’ve got an Airport transfer option, but I opted for a taxi ‘cause I’m a control freak. But if you're like, you know, actually relaxed, use the transfer. The car park [free of charge] is a HUGE win. Seriously, parking anywhere in Dali can be a nightmare. But hey, Car park [on-site] makes life easier, if you are driving.
Accessibility & Safety: Keeping It Real
Okay, this is important. Wheelchair accessible? I'm seeing some effort. Facilities for disabled guests are listed but I'd call ahead and get specifics. Don't take my word for it! Double-check. The elevator is a lifesaver, especially after a long day of exploring. CCTV in common areas and Security [24-hour] make me feel a little less… anxious. I always appreciate a Fire extinguisher and Smoke alarms, you know? Because, safety first! They’re also really on top of cleanliness. Like, obsessive-level on the Hygiene certification. And the Anti-viral cleaning products? Yeah, makes you feel like you're in a bubble, even if it's a slightly chaotic bubble. Big thumbs up for the Daily disinfection in common areas. That’s reassuring.
The Room: My Personal Sanctuary (or Maybe Just A Temporary Respite?)
Alright, the rooms. Let's be realistic. They’re not the reason you come to Dali. But they are totally adequate. I mean, you get Air conditioning (a must!), Wi-Fi [free] (praise be!), and a mini-bar (essential, for late-night snacks). I loved the Blackout curtains. The bed was comfy, which is all that matters. The Bathroom was clean! The shower works! And the bathrobes are a nice touch. The internet access – wireless was stable. Which is important when you gotta share all your scenic photos with the world . My room decorations were pretty standard, though I wouldn't complain of some more Dali-esque art, you know.
Food, Glorious Food (and the Slightly Confused Buffet)
The Asian cuisine in restaurant was solid. The International cuisine in restaurant was a slightly more eclectic mix. Now, the Breakfast [buffet]… hmm. It definitely had its moments. The Asian breakfast had some winners. I ate way too much of the… what was it? Something with rice and… Anyway, it was delicious. Seriously, I was in a carb coma by 9 AM. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was average (but caffeine is caffeine, am I right?). The Coffee shop was good for a quick cuppa. I liked that you can get Breakfast in room. The Bottle of water was a nice touch, but the extra long bed was a godsend.
Amenities & Things to Do: More Than Meets the Eye?
Alright, let’s get to the fun stuff! They have a Swimming pool [outdoor] which is glorious on a sunny day. The Fitness center is actually decent. I saw some people getting their sweat on. The Spa is a selling point, however I missed the Body scrub… I'm still regretting… The Gym/fitness is a regular gym, nothing special. The Massage was a game changer, I couldn’t believe how it reset my muscles. The Pool with view is what you came for. The Sauna I didn't try. They offer Laundry service and Dry cleaning, which is great if you’re staying a while. The Concierge was helpful.
The Unbelievable Dali Views Experience – What REALLY Matters
Okay, this is where it gets good. You're not REALLY coming here for the room (though it's perfectly acceptable). You're coming for Dali. And from this hotel, you are right there.
First, you can bike around, Bicycle parking are available. And the terrace is perfect for a morning coffee or an evening drink. And the Poolside bar is perfect.
But the BEST part? The location. You step outside, and BAM! That stunning view of Erhai Lake. It's a real "pinch me" moment. Seriously. And the staff? They’re friendly. Not always fluent in English (it is China, folks!), but always trying their best. I appreciated the Daily housekeeping, and the 24-hour front desk.
The Little Things (And The Slightly Annoying Things)
- Pets allowed unavailable. I get it, but I miss my dog.
- The Happy hour was a bit… meh. Drinks were nothing special.
- The Internet [LAN] is there if you want it. I didn't use it.
- The Check-in/out [express] is great when you’re in a hurry. The Check-in/out [private] is available.
The Verdict: Should You Book?
Yes. Absolutely, yes. For the price point, the location is unbeatable. The views alone make it worth it. It’s clean, it’s safe, and the staff are trying their best. Is it perfect? No. But is it a fantastic base for exploring Dali? Hell yes.
Here's the offer you’ve been waiting for:
Escape to Unbelievable Dali: Your Lakeside Adventure Awaits!
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Here's what you get:
- Stunning Erhai Lake Views: Wake up to a panorama that will steal your breath (and your Instagram followers!).
- Comfortable, Clean Rooms: Your basecamp for Dali adventures. Air-conditioned, Wi-Fi, and all the essentials.
- Delicious Eats: Fuel your wanderlust with an incredible mix of Asian and Western cuisine, including a breakfast buffet to get you started.
- Relax & Recharge: Take a dip in the outdoor pool, enjoy a rejuvenating massage, or simply relax on the terrace and soak in the beauty.
- Unbeatable Location: Perfectly situated to explore all the wonders of Dali.
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P.S. Don’t forget to try the local Dali beer. You won’t regret it. And pack some walking shoes. You'll need 'em!
Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Discover Hotel Goldinger, Germany!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's pristine travel itinerary. This is my trip to Jinjiang Inn Select Dali Erhai Lake Park, China, and trust me, we're in for a wild ride. I’m basically winging it, with a vague idea of what I want to do, but definitely not when, or how. Prepare for beautiful chaos.
Pre-Trip – The Mental Prep (Or, the Panic Phase)
- Weeks Before: Scrolled endlessly through breathtaking pictures of Erhai Lake. Cue existential dread. "Am I worthy of this beauty?" (Spoiler alert: probably not, but who cares!).
- Days Before: Packing. Throwing things in a suitcase and hoping for the best. Realized I didn't know how to say "Where's the bathroom?" in Mandarin. Cue more panic. Googled "Chinese phrasebook for the easily flustered," which, predictably, didn't exist.
- Hours Before: Borderline meltdown at airport security. Took off shoes, realized I was wearing two different socks. Mortifying. But hey, at least I’m here.
Day 1: Arrival, Errands, and Existential Fish
- Morning: Flight. Plane food. Endured the turbulence like a freakin' champ. Landed in Dali, air thick with that "new place" smell – a mix of jasmine, exhaust fumes, and pure, unadulterated adventure.
- Afternoon: Checked into Jinjiang Inn Select. It's clean, it's functional, it has a questionable painting of a mountain on the wall. Already love it. The lobby lady seemed to know very little English, but with her smile and my flailing arms, we managed to sort out the keycard situation. Victory!
- Afternoon: Errands. Walked for 2 minutes to buy bottled water and phone charger.
- Late Afternoon: Found a tiny, hole-in-the-wall place near the hotel. Ordered a plate of what I think was fish. It looked intensely fishy. Didn't speak enough mandarin to ask what kind of fish they were, but the guy behind the counter managed to communicate that it was fresh. Ate it anyway. It was…an experience. I spent the next hour wondering if I should have brought my Pepto Bismol. (Editor's note: I didn't).
- Evening: Wandered near Erhai Lake. The sheer scale of the lake hit me. Like, whoaaa, it goes on forever. Watched the sunset, tinged with the weirdest, most beautiful colours I've ever seen. Felt small. Then, as I was gazing upon the water, saw someone dump a bag of trash into it. It was depressing and I almost wept. Seriously, people, the plastic pollution is a problem!
- Night: Back at the hotel. Journaled. Drank bottled water. Doubted all my life choices. Specifically, the fish.
Day 2: Horseback Riding, Boat Ride, and Lost in Translation
- Morning: Horseback riding attempt. Found a stable, haggled (badly) over the price. Ended up on a horse named "Little Red". Little Red was not feeling it. She mostly just wanted to eat grass. I was terrified I was going to fall off. I almost did. Twice.
- Afternoon: Boat ride on Erhai Lake. Okay, this was the thing. The scenery, the air, the stillness – it was pure, unadulterated bliss. We passed through some of the Bai villages. People were friendly, waving. I wanted to get to know them all, but my Mandarin is only as good as my horse-riding ability.
- Late Afternoon: Lunch at a little place on the lake. Ordered dumplings and…something else. I pointed to the menu and hoped for the best. My dish arrived (a pile of noodles that resembled something from a horror movie). Took a bite. It was actually delicious. Another miracle.
- Evening: Tried to find that hole-in-the-wall restaurant. Got completely lost. Ended up in a market filled with things I couldn't even begin to identify, let alone eat. Bought a bizarre fruit that looked like a purple dragon egg. Ate the dragon egg: it tasted like soap. Sulked.
- Night: Watched fireworks from my hotel room. It was more beautiful than I could ever express or understand.
Day 3: The Coffee Crisis and the Dali Old Town
- Morning: Massive coffee craving. Apparently, instant coffee is not a thing here. Searched for a cafe. Finally found one, the barista (who looked like a young, stylish god) made the perfect espresso. Then I was happy for 6 hours.
- Afternoon: Visited Dali Old Town. Cobblestone streets, old buildings, souvenirs galore! It's beautiful, even though it's totally overrun and touristy and I probably shouldn’t like it. My people-watching skills were put to the test. Saw some girl dressed like a princess. Not sure why, but okay. Ordered some ice cream from a tiny, adorable shop, chatted with the shopkeeper. It was lovely
- Late Afternoon: Attempted to buy a scarf. The lady selling had her own sales strategy. She went from 0-1000 in 2 seconds, then proceeded to offer me the scarf at the price of 2.000 of her own money (I kid you not). I managed to get it for a reasonable price. I can't wait wear it.
- Evening: Went to hotel. Realised that a lot of my photos are blurry. I should stop taking pics.
- Night: Packed. Lamented how quickly the trip went by. I guess I could stay a bit longer.
Day 4: Farewell, Erhai (and Maybe, Goodbye, Fish?)
- Morning: Final walk by the lake. Said goodbye to Little Red the horse. Ate some fish again. (You know, just to be sure).
- Afternoon: Checked out of Jinjiang Inn, headed to the airport. Said goodbye to Dali. Wondered if I would ever feel like I was truly lost, again.
- Evening: Flight home. Thinking about the fish.
Final Thoughts:
This trip was a glorious mess. I ate questionable food, got lost, failed miserably at horse riding, and almost drowned in the sheer beauty of Erhai Lake. It wasn't perfect, but it was real. It was mine. And yeah, I’d do it all again. Probably. As soon as the fish stops haunting my dreams.
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1. Okay, So... What IS "Unbelievable Dali Views: Jinjiang Inn Select Erhai Lake Park Awaits!" supposed to *mean*? Sounds like marketing fluff.
Right? Total buzzwords. "Unbelievable Dali Views"? Sounds like something a desperate travel agent dreams up. Honestly, my first thought was, "Oh great, another place that overpromises and under-delivers." They're selling the idea of *vista magic*, supposedly right on the edge of Erhai Lake. And "Jinjiang Inn Select"? Fancy-pants Jinjiang, I guess. I've stayed in budget Jinjiang before, so my expectations were… well, let’s say low-to-middling.
My Take: Expect decent, clean, and functional. Don't expect the Four Seasons. Don't expect to be *blown away*. The view, though? *That's* where things got interesting... or, you know, *messy*.
2. The View. Really? Is it *that* good? Spill the tea, honey!
Okay, here's the brutal, honest truth. The view... it was… *breathtaking*. Seriously. And I'm not the type to gush. I'm a cynical travel veteran, seen it all, done it all.. blah, blah, blah. But when I walked onto that balcony (because I spent the extra few pennies for a lake view room – *thank god*), I actually *gasped*. The lake shimmered, the mountains rose in the distance… the air was crisp and clean. It kinda knocked the cynicism right out of me.
I swear, I spent a solid hour just sitting there, watching the light change on the water. No phone. No book. Just…being. It felt weirdly…peaceful. And I *hate* peaceful!
The Imperfection: One morning the fog was so THICK, I couldn't see a thing. Complete whitewash. My inner pessimist went, "Ha! Told ya so!" The next day, though? Glorious sunshine. So… yeah. Weather roulette.
3. The Room Itself. Let's talk specifics. Was it actually comfortable? "Select" implies... something.
"Select" is… a stretch. Let's be honest. The room was clean, the bed was… okay. Not the cloud-like bliss you get at a five-star, but definitely not the rock-hard torture device of some budget places. The bathroom? Functional. The hot water worked, which is a win in my book. The Wi-Fi was… spotty. Seriously spotty. If you're relying on it, bring a good book.
I remember one morning, trying to video call my friend, and the connection just kept dropping. Raging, I was! Absolutely raging. But then... I looked out the window, and the perfect view, and I thought, "Who cares about video calls?" Perspective, people. Perspective. You *have* to recalibrate your expectations.
The Quirky Detail: My air conditioning unit was… noisy. Like, a constant whirring. But the view… the view made me completely forget about it. Again, perspective!
4. Location, Location, Location! Anything else nearby? Food? Things to do? Besides just… *looking*?
Okay, this is where things get a bit… hit or miss. The hotel is right on the lake, which is amazing. You can stroll along the waterfront, breathe in the fresh air, and generally feel smug.
Food: There are a few restaurants nearby, serving local Yunnan cuisine. I tried the spicy fish stew… and it was… *intense*. My mouth was on fire for a good twenty minutes. But hey, adventure!
Things to Do: Boat trips on the lake, cycling around the area, visiting nearby villages…there's stuff. I did a boat trip. Pretty. But honestly, I was perfectly happy just sitting on that balcony, watching the world go by. I spent most of the time lounging, reading, and generally being lazy. And you know what? It was glorious.
The Messy Part: Finding a good coffee shop was a challenge. Starbucks was a hike. So I made do with instant coffee. First World problems, I know.
5. Okay, let's talk about the staff. Friendly? Helpful? Or just… there?
The staff were… fine. Standard. No effusive smiles, no over-the-top service. But they were perfectly polite, helpful enough when I needed something, and spoke enough English to get by. No complaints, no raves. They did the job.
Anecdote: One morning, I was trying to figure out how to order a taxi. My Mandarin is… terrible. The front desk person, bless his heart, spent a good ten minutes patiently helping me, despite a massive queue forming behind me. He even tried calling a taxi for me! Eventually, I gave up and walked. But the effort was appreciated.
6. Would you go back? Be honest! And what's your overall feeling?
Okay, here's the truth. Yes. Yes, I would go back. Despite the spotty Wi-Fi, the noisy air conditioning, and the slightly-less-than-stellar room. Why? Because of that *view*. Because of the peace and quiet. Because of the opportunity to… just *be*.
It's not a perfect hotel. It's not fancy. But it's a perfectly decent place to stay with an absolutely *stunning* view. And sometimes, that's all you need.
The Emotional Outburst: Seriously, I'm getting all misty-eyed just thinking about it now. The water, the mountains...it was… magical! Definitely book a lake-view room. You won't regret it. Just…bring a good book and maybe a portable Wi-Fi hotspot, okay? And lower your expectations a little. Then, prepare to be amazed.
7. Any last-minute tips? Stuff nobody tells you?
* Pro-Tip: Bring earplugs. Just in case the AC is a problem, or the guy next door snores like a freight train (true story). * Don't Be Afraid to Explore: Walk along the lake. Get lost. Discover something new. * Learn a Few Basic Mandarin Phrases: It'll make life easier (and you'll look less like a tourist). * Most Importantly: Pack your patience. Things don't always run smoothly inBook For Rest
